OH GOD THERE WAS A SCORPION IN MY HOUSE.

I woke up at 1am hearing my parents yell things like "OH GOD IT'S ALMOST DEAD" amongst the sound of a spray can and a rolled-up book (or newspaper?) hitting the floor. So I sat up in bed and yelled "WAT HAPN??? BLACK WIDOW????????? " to which my mom replied "N-O-O-O-O-E BEB IES SKORPEON!!!!!!! ". I think it's been 8 years since I've seen a dead scorpion holyl siht. I didn't get to see this one so I have no idea how small it was apparently, it came out from under the couch. We got that couch from a garage sale a few weeks back, and I don't see how it could have possibly crawled in the house while we weren't looking, so.... I call shenanigans


TLDR: I USED TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT SCORPIONS CHASING ME DOWN WHEN I WAS 6 LOL OH GOD. [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]


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Scary. I have never seen a live scorpion unless it was on TV or in a fishtank at some zoo or museum.

OMG THAT'S SO SCARY!! MY MOM SAID THAT WHEN SHE LIVED IN TEXAS THEY HAD TO CHECK THEIR SHOES EVERY TIME BEFORE PUTTING THEM ON IN CASE THERE WAS A SCORPION IN IT

Ginta wrote:OMG THAT'S SO SCARY!! MY MOM SAID THAT WHEN SHE LIVED IN TEXAS THEY HAD TO CHECK THEIR SHOES EVERY TIME BEFORE PUTTING THEM ON IN CASE THERE WAS A SCORPION IN IT

YEAH I'LL BE DOING THAT FROM NOW ON. I DON'T WANT SCORPION STEW IN MAI SHOE

Oh my god that's scary, I remember when we used to travel around, and we'd stop in some places, where it was really sandy and my Dad would be all like "DON'T GO OUTSIDE OF DA VEIACLE." and I'd be all like. "y dad y" and he'd be all like "CAUZ DEY R SKORPIONZ DEY CAN KLL YOU"

and I always had a nightmare that a scorpion would be in the car , or house and kill me while I was sleeping.

...wat

WANT NIGHTMARES? K

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WHEN I PLAYED RUNESCAPE 4 OR 5 YEARS AGO (LOL) I WAS KILLED IN THIS AREA WITH GIANT SCORPIONS. THAT DOES NOT HELP ME. I ALSO CRIED SINCE I LOST ALL MY ITEMS AND NEVER PLAYED RUNESCAPE AGAIN. GOOD RIDDANCE

YOU PLAYED RUNESCAPE TOO?! I started playing in 5th grade. (Runescape Classic) I got banned because someone stole my account and had to beg and plead Jagex to give me my account back because I had a good friend on the account and that was the only way I could talk to them. (I didn't know MSN or IMing or texting existed back then) I got it back a year later though. In the mean time I made an alternate account Soul of 7eed that took place of the original 7eed.

My name was Miss_Elie. LOL. See: Rave Master dubs.

You knew of the Rave Master too?! I used to think that that show was amazing. It came on Syfy recently. The dubs made me cry. Onward to the Musica continent! (or was that a person)

7eed wrote:You knew of the Rave Master too?! I used to think that that show was amazing. It came on Syfy recently. The dubs made me cry. Onward to the Musica continent! (or was that a person)

that was the dude with all the piercings LOL. uum the last episode I saw was really emo. also I hear the manga ended (or is still?) in Musica-and-Haru-fight-for-Elie's-affection limbo so I didn't bother revisiting the series after becoming an elitist weeaboo.

I wouldn't mind finding it in JAPANESE to hear how it's supposed to sound. That's another one of those things from the past I can actually take a look at and ask myself why that was significant.